User:Kenneth
Kenneth Ashley Oglethrope-Jhawkre (English: /ˈkɛnɪθ ˈæʃli ˈəʊɡᵊlθɔːp hɔːk/) also known as K-pop, AshleyOMG1120, or simply Kenneth (23 April 1616 - ), is a level 19 Sorcerer of the Order of Knights of Judy, a Master within the Raleigh Clan of Vampires, a purveyor of fine cinema, and highly regarded as the most skilled Minecraft builder of all time.
Early Life
Birth and Early life
Kenneth was born on April 23, 1616 to a family of poor immigrant farmers in the outback of Steakhouse of Ireland. When he was only 4 years old, Kenneth managed to stow away on the Mayflower as it was stationed in London. Little is known about his experience aboard the ship on its journey across the Atlantic, or in the newly formed Plymouth Colony. Apart from a small signature smeared across the back of the Mayflower Compact there is little evidence to his presence in the colony after the first winter of 1620. A lack of records of his presence in documents of the time suggested that Kenneth had contracted tuberculosis and died on board the ship in the Atlantic. He would not appear in history again until the January of 1633 where he had supposedly encountered Galileo Galilee during his quarantine in Tuscany en route to his conviction of heresy by Pope Urban VIII. It is unknown how Kenneth returned to the Old World, or how he survived the harsh winter of 1620 at such a young age. Historians believe he had made contact and was adopted by a collective of Native Americans and stowed away on a boat headed to Italy. He would appear again in 1648 as a delegate of interest in the Treaty of Westphalia, although the party of his allegiance, his influence amongst the delegates, and his overall impact is unknown.
Association with the Italian Vampire Clan
Shrouded in secrecy, it is likely that Kenneth discovered and joined the Vampire clan in northern Italy at some point in the early 1630's. It is very likely that he spent the next two decades performing grunt tasks for the Vampire Clan, playing a minor role in the increasing tensions between the Vampires and Catholic church in the mid-century. Although there is little evidence of the event, traditional history leads us to believe that at some point in 1653 he saved a puppy from execution after being sentenced to death for puking on Pope Innocent X. The event would become known as "The Savior of Puke Puppy," memorialized forever in Jacques-Etienne Simone in his famous French Revolutionary painting of the same name. The event suggests that by the time of the secret Papal-Vampire wars of the 1650's to 1670's he played a major role in the conflict.
Various Appearances in history
It is theorized that Kenneth was able to acquire a living dodo bird at some point before their extinction. It is unknown where it would be kept and if the bird even survives to this day.
Records at the time pin Kenneth location to the Battle of Vienna in 1683, alongside Polish King Jan III Sobieski in his defense of Europe from the expansion of the Ottoman Empire.
21st Century
Disappearing from the face of the earth for nearly 400 years, Kenneth pops up again in 2013 as part of a gaming YouTube group that is based in Denver, Colorado. going by the name AshleyOMG1120 he becomes the first V-Tuber, amassing a small but dedicated cult following of about 300,000 subscribers. and although there is no evidence to prove his guilt, there are theories that Kenneth used his loyal fanbase to help spread the Ebola epidemic as well as orchestrate the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
